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The first cut is the deepest
2004-04-16

Well, the folks who read here on a regular basis, know about our friend Denise who had to call the fire department with the jaws of life when she got her finger caught in a Ge0rge F0rman grill. Well, last night she was at it again.

Now Denise is a very smart person. She works in a hospital and makes a six figure income. You don't get to that point in life by being an idiot. That being said, she is a bit of a ditz.

Last night we have dinner and hit the YC. We sitting there gabbing witrh friends and a paniced phone call comes in. It's Denise looking for her husband. She apparently cut her finger pretty bad and doesn't know what to do. We'll M.E. is a nurse and they put her on the phone and she tells her to go to the emergency room, duh. So of course she came to the club dragging a bottle of betadine and a roll of duct tape. This is just so Denise.

It seems that since her husband is a semi-fameous hand surgeon, she would have been too embarrassed to go to the ER and would have prefered to bleed to death if that was the only option. Interesting thought pattern, no?

So the ladies all go into the back room for a consult, two nurses (one was the patient) a lawyer and a secretary passing medical judgement on whether or not she will survive. There consensis, she need stitches.

Of course as this is wrapping up, the husband comes in, says the cut is nothing, wraps some gauze around it, applies some duct tape and done. Not nearly as exciting as calling the fire department, but entertaining none the less. She wasn't on the news this morning, so I guess she survived the night.

The forecast for the weekend looks absolutely beautiful. Sunday will be 70's and sunny. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa After several days the sun is shining brighly through my window, and I feel good. Two weeks till vacation!!!!!

Happy Friday world.

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